Here are some hilarious stories I’ve been reading this past few days and I wanted to share the happiness. Enjoy!
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma replied: “Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I’m happy with my it as my boyfriend.” Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa’s old friend, now the grandma’s minister. The minister said: “Hello, son, is your Grandma home?” The little boy replied: “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend!” – source
Learn to Listen
One day, little Sam was at the park playing when he saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes. He followed them quietly. What he saw surprised him a lot. Sam ran home and told his Mother… Guess what I saw today! “How should I know” Mom replied. “You know, dad at aunty went into the bushes and aunty took off dad’s jacket and then…” “Stop, it is better you to wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?” mom said. “Fine” said Sam. And when they were all having dinner, Sam started.. “and then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out….” – source
Thank you so much for reading a few of my hilarious conversation finds. I’ll be sharing more next week. Stay tuned.