Now that Valentine’s day is just a couple of days from now. We thought we’ll give you some funny Valentine’s Pick-up lines that you can share with your special someone. It may sound cheesy or corny but definitely both of you will smile or laugh even. Isn’t that nice? Plus some romantic movie funny dialogue. Enjoy!
Boy: He must be so happy!
Boy: Your Father.
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.
Boy: I’m invisible. Can you see me?
Girl: Nope, why?
Boy: How about tomorrow night?
Boy: Do you have a map?
Boy: Co’z I keep getting lost in your eyes
Boy: Your leg must be tired!
Girl: Huh! Why?
Boy: Co’z you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Boy: Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book
Boy: Co’z you solve all my problems.
Boy: Are you in Facebook?
Boy: Co’z I’d definitely click LIKE
Boy: You are like a dictionary.
Boy: You add meaning to my life.
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From The Notebook Movie
Duke: How’s it hangin’ Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won’t let me.
Duke: Well, you can’t have everything.
From 500 days of Summer Movie
Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Tom: Well, no, not literally. That’s disgusting. What’s wrong with you?
From When Harry Met Sally Movie
[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I’ll have what she’s having.
From the Movie Punch-Drunk Love
Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna f****’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.