Funny Valentine’s Pick-up Lines

Now that Valentine’s day is just a couple of days from now. We thought we’ll give you some funny Valentine’s Pick-up lines that you can share with your special someone. It may sound cheesy or corny but definitely both of you will smile or laugh even. Isn’t that nice? Plus some romantic movie funny dialogue. Enjoy!

Funny Valentine's Pick-up Lines

Let’s start…


Boy: He must be so happy!

Girl: Who?

Boy: Your Father.

Girl: Why?

Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.


Boy: I’m invisible. Can you see me?

Girl: Nope, why?

Boy: How about tomorrow night?


Boy: Do you have a map?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Co’z I keep getting lost in your eyes


Boy: Your leg must be tired!

Girl: Huh! Why?

Boy: Co’z you’ve been running through my mind all night.


Boy: Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book

Girl: Why?

Boy: Co’z you solve all my problems.


Boy: Are you in Facebook?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Co’z I’d definitely click LIKE


Boy: You are like a dictionary.

Girl: Why?

Boy: You add meaning to my life.


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From The Notebook Movie

Duke: How’s it hangin’ Harry?

Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won’t let me.

Duke: Well, you can’t have everything.


From 500 days of Summer Movie

Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.

Alison: Literally?

Tom: Well, no, not literally. That’s disgusting. What’s wrong with you?


From When Harry Met Sally Movie

[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]

Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I’ll have what she’s having.


From the Movie Punch-Drunk Love

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna f****’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.

Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.


Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.

  • Feral Turtle February 14, 2014, 4:54 am

    LOL Some pretty funny pick ups. I think I have seen everyone of those movies you quoted and laughed my a$$ off at them all. Happy Valentines Day Judy!
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    • Judy February 16, 2014, 6:46 pm

      Haha! Happy Valentine’s day Karen :)

  • Brandi February 14, 2014, 9:58 am

    These are fun! They remind me of knock-knock jokes. Thanks for sharing. Happy Valentine’s Day to ya!!

    • Judy February 16, 2014, 6:44 pm

      Hi Brandi,

      Haha! Yeah, definitely the knock-knock jokes. Happy Valentine’s day to you too and thanks for stopping by :)

  • Vashti Quiroz-Vega February 14, 2014, 11:49 am

    Hi Judy! I love the one from the movie Punch-Drunk Love. Hilarious!
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    • Judy February 16, 2014, 6:43 pm

      Hi Vashti,

      Oh yes that is hilarious. Thanks for stopping by and Belated Happy Valentine’s day :)


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